i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?
If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter
In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered.
Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash.
I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.
I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.
Send me numbers
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married
Colour in my Inbox
deep red - i’m in love with you.
red - i love you.
pink - i think you’re cute.
blue - you’re amazing.
rose - you’re pretty
purple - you’re hot.
plum - i would fuck you.
violet - i would date you.
aqua - i could stay on your blog for hours.
lavender - you are my tumblr crush.
orange - i want to get to know you.
tangerine - we have a lot in common.
amber - i wish you would notice me.
cream - i don’t talk to you but i really love your blog
@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now
why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool
negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest
ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend
russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american
ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand
domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye
ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye
vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity
ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian
blind al (comics): white
ryan reynolds: black
deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian
ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!
soft asks:
- cherry - what is your sexuality?
- lollipop - favorite makeup products?
- daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?
- october - what month were you born in?
- caress - do you like to snuggle?
- ivory - describe your pajamas?
- golden - favorite stationary product?
- freckles - most-worn article of clothing?
- twilight - best friend?
- silk - do you like k-pop?
- poppy - favorite pastel color?
- dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?
- sunkissed - autumn or spring?
- buttery - favorite snack?
- whisper - how much sleep do you get?
- pencil - do you own a journal?
- cupcake - are you a good cook?
- honey - favorite term of endearment?
- clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?
- velvet - who was your first crush?
- paper - favorite children’s book?
- peaches - do you have a skincare routine?
- mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?
- backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?
- strawberry - favorite fruit?
- kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,
- nightlight - do you read before bed?
- shampoo - favorite scent?
- skin - what distant relative are you closest to?
- aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?
- cuddles - do you have any pets?
- lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?
- sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?
- cream - frozen yogurt flavor?
- watermelon - do films ever make you cry?
- sapphos - favorite poet?
- plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?
- roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?
- sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?
- sunset - what are your pronouns?
important PSA about when your car is smoking
like literally smoking from the engine
white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.
sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.
Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.
White or blue, you’ll pull through.
But if it’s gray, get away.
What I noticed about other people with mental illness;
People with anxiety will go out of their way to make sure you’re not uncomfortable or anxious about what’s going on
People with depression will joke & be silly & try to make you laugh
People with PTSD will respect your personal space & boundaries & ask before they invade your bubble
People with ADHD will not get impatient or snap at you if you talk to much/ramble/don’t get your point across quick enough
People with bipolar disorder will not judge you when your moods change & you “aren’t acting like yourself” one day
What I noticed about other people with mental illnesses is that they are the most understanding, empathetic, easy going, tolerant people. We know what it’s like to live & struggle with these issues every day & we always wanna make damn sure other people don’t have to go through it too if we can do anything to help it.
yuuuuup. same is true with chronic illness / physical disability.